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This is a song I wrote yesterday that was inspired by a news item that Bill Gate's personal fortune was now at 50 billion dollars. It is a no doubt unrealistic satirical song but one I hope you will find a lot of fun!
Several of the references are taken from what I learned about Gates in the documentary, "Revenge of the Nerds". One being that before he was married, Bill would often go weeks without bathing and would be somewhat odiferous! The other was that he was arrested for racing road construction bulldozers in New Mexico in the early days of Microsoft. Turned out the bulldozers didn't belong to them. The picture above is the actual mug shot from that incident. And if you do find the song unrealistic, I would ask "If not Bill then who? " It looks like we will again have no real choice in the next election and the government will be as corrupt as ever. At least Bill wouldn't need to take bribes and steal!
Several of the references are taken from what I learned about Gates in the documentary, "Revenge of the Nerds". One being that before he was married, Bill would often go weeks without bathing and would be somewhat odiferous! The other was that he was arrested for racing road construction bulldozers in New Mexico in the early days of Microsoft. Turned out the bulldozers didn't belong to them. The picture above is the actual mug shot from that incident. And if you do find the song unrealistic, I would ask "If not Bill then who? " It looks like we will again have no real choice in the next election and the government will be as corrupt as ever. At least Bill wouldn't need to take bribes and steal!
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Lyrics
D G
Old Bill Gates he has 50 Billion, one of these days he'll have a zillion
D A
He makes it faster than he can give it away
D
Think what you could do with that much
G
money, every day would be so sunny
D A
You could buy the whole government
D G
So come on Bill and be our hero, alternative
energy and the debt is zero
D A D D7
You could be the one to save us all
G D
Despite what you think old Bill doesn't stink,
his wife makes him take a shower
A D
everyday, he's just a guy with a lot of bucks,
G
and he had a lot of luck
D A D
Now he can be the one to save us all
He could put a chicken in every pot, even let you smoke it or not
he knows what it's like to go to jail
He knows that the rich should be taxed, take debt off our back
Stop paying interest and get something done
So come on Bill and be our hero, alternative energy and the debt is zero
You could be the one to save us all
Bring our boys back don't buy the oil, make bio-diesel with our toil
The air would be so much cleaner anyway
He could put solar cells on your roof, mass production would be the proof
Your utility bill would go away
Old Bill Gates he has 50 Billion, one of these days he'll have a zillion
D A
He makes it faster than he can give it away
D
Think what you could do with that much
G
money, every day would be so sunny
D A
You could buy the whole government
D G
So come on Bill and be our hero, alternative
energy and the debt is zero
D A D D7
You could be the one to save us all
G D
Despite what you think old Bill doesn't stink,
his wife makes him take a shower
A D
everyday, he's just a guy with a lot of bucks,
G
and he had a lot of luck
D A D
Now he can be the one to save us all
He could put a chicken in every pot, even let you smoke it or not
he knows what it's like to go to jail
He knows that the rich should be taxed, take debt off our back
Stop paying interest and get something done
So come on Bill and be our hero, alternative energy and the debt is zero
You could be the one to save us all
Bring our boys back don't buy the oil, make bio-diesel with our toil
The air would be so much cleaner anyway
He could put solar cells on your roof, mass production would be the proof
Your utility bill would go away
thetiler
An import song to be song bronco. So import is this tune !
It something that he needs to hear, Not that you have to stalk em. But it
would be nice to have him hear this tune! :)
Really!
Way to go bronc!