Ashlee Simpson

My first pop song. And inspired by pop diva, Ashlee Simpson! Actually I was sick of Jessica's sister long before the SNL debacle. But that was the ic ing on the cake. Its amazing how the industry makes stars these days. Anyways, this is my tribute to all things Ashlee Simpson.

My wife is on the keys, and I am on the bass, guitar, Fitch Cello, and vox. The drums are loops. Enjoy.

(*I was going to redo the vocals--these are a first take--but came down with a nasty flu. Please go easy on me!)

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You Suck

well thats not really fair

you obviously sang in tune once

at the studio with the tape going



You Fake

well thats not exactly true

you were actually dancing

and the hoe down was symbolic of you

you were never meant to sing in front of the world



Chorus



Ashley Simpson

Are a product of the times

a commercial selling candy

and a billboard full of high-paid writer’s rhymes



Ashley Simpson

are a sister of a real star

and they wanted to see how far

they can take you, they could make you



You Goofed

Well thats not what you reported

it was the band that wrongly started

I guess they’re not as good musicians as you



You Cracked

Or at least you think you would have

cuz that acid reflux kills ya

and then singing would have caused us to Puke

You were never meant to sing in front of the world



Ashley Simpson

Are a product of the times

a commercial selling candy

and a billboard full of high-paid writer’s rhymes



Ashley Simpson

are a sister of a real star

and they wanted to see how far

they can take you, they could make you



I Jimmy Mitchell

Feel a little sorry for ya

Cuz once in a while, my tummy hurts too

and being a big star,

means the heartburn made you dismal

well its called Pepto Bismal

ya drink some for your sore tum but



You Ashley Simpson got

a bigger problem than the

acid burning Its called a

total lack of star power



You Ashley Simpson

Are a product of the times

a commercial selling candy

and a billboard full of high-paid writer’s rhymes



Ashley Simpson

are a sister of a real star

and they wanted to see how far

they can take you, they could make you



they could make you, they could take you, they could break you...

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Uploaded: Dec 21, 2004 - 09:00:03 AM
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